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to do this school year (inspired by the to-do list on the library wall, except i refuse to include things like "get with sam" or "smoke pot tonight")
-spend less time on facefuck (already failing)
-get bartending license so i have something to do this summer
-only make out/hook up with people i'm really attracted to, and not just because they're THERE (i'm doing well at this already, im ignoring the fact that hunter is down this weekend)
-keep working on chaos project/ novel i started in cambridge (failing...)
-stop pining over cambridge/the desert (sort of getting better at)
-look into eap for next year (?)(?) i have no idea if im actually going to do this. i want to go abroad again but the though